The vengeful souls of the left tit your mother lost during a terrible freak roller coaster accident sprang to life from the very tracks that took your mother's left tit, hungering for more left tits. It's insatiable appetites for left tits has left many a woman (and man) fearing for their left tit. 

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ClownTrain-tan is coming for your left tit next. Forward this to 69 other people if you wish to retain your left tit.